IS YOUR
BOSS FAMILY TEACHER FRIEND
GIVING YOU CRAP AND YOU NEED TO MISS SOMETHING?
Does your teacher make you wanna’ square up cause you can’t miss school without a valid excuse? Like you didn’t study for a test or just really don’t want to go to school?…
No problem.
Or what about your boss?! Oh god..not Ed…
Can’t stand another day of work and need a damn break like you deserve one? Sick? Family Issues?
Whatever it is…”Look what Uncle Ed's got for you..”
VACATION!
Miss your friends wedding, miss a make-believe court date, miss a drug test to post-pone, miss your daughter’s quinceanera, MISS ANYTHING!
WHATEVER YOUR BEAUTIFUL HEART DESIRES.
WE CRAFT YOUR "EXCUSE"We generate fake receipts to hotel confirmations, flight/bus tickets, all novetly things to show you were out of state, too sick and even events ranging from health illness, birth/death and hardships...ANYTHING to get you out of your excuse.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCEOur receipts are printed with thermal paper, just exactly like high-quality receipts, we automatically generate a website on whatever your excuse is (e.g. you "had a family death", we build an orbirtuary website instantly, or "were at a hotel out of state", we generate hotel confirmations, receipts build/mirror a hotel website and number that says these things straight to voicemail, so even if they try to call or visit the receipts website…you’re still in the clear.
Or, novetly sick notes from an imaginary medical advisor with real signatures and all of these are sent NEXT-DAY SHIPPING. No fake font signatures, nothing lame. This is the real fake deal.
It’s the most perfect cover-up for any excuse to miss anything.
AS LITTLE AS $19.99 TO MISS WHATEVER!We have SO many options and variations, the excuses start from as little as $19! The bigger of the novelty deception the higher price for the package. Different tiers for each fake alibi :-)
Hooky was inspired between theatre friends that uses it in stage/film and over-the-top pranks. So, please don't ever use these in 'real-life accounting scenarios'. These are strictly novetly items advertised as a fancy parody that officially mean nothing at all and used only in recreational while some all enforcement might will frown upon your actions if used wrongly.
Use at your own discretion! ... so, let's play hooky?! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
